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No Really, Officer, I Just Forgot There Was a Gun in My Bag
Sep 29, 2020
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Thanks for Staying Away from My Hubby While He Works
Apr 10, 2020
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Isis Gave Me Superpowers (Not That Isis)
Apr 6, 2020
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Proving Myself to be a Shitty Human Being
Apr 3, 2020
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Why U2 Could Save the World
Mar 25, 2020
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Fear is not a license to be an asshole
Mar 18, 2020
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And Yet I Married Him Anyway
Jul 8, 2019
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The Plan for My Auspicious Death at 97
May 28, 2019
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Mother of Danes (or Why I Sleep with Livestock)
May 13, 2019
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I Swear to You: Dispatch from a Cursing Connoisseur
May 6, 2019
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No Really, Officer, I Just Forgot There Was a Gun in My Bag
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And Yet I Married Him Anyway
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How I Met a Nearly-Naked Kevin Costner in His Living Room
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