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New Artwork: Skeleton Jacket, HoneyBee Bag, Boney Tote
Funny videos of hand-painted bags and accompanying soundtracks
May 3, 20231 min read
So, This Was Fun!
Shoutout Colorado profile of Xan Rubey: Artist. Writer. F*ckabout.
Mar 3, 20230 min read
Monthly Moonshine - Christmahannakwanzakuh
Let's share a cup o' happy and make some bad decisions...
Dec 20, 20221 min read
Monthly Moonshine - Turkey Day Edition
Let's share a cup o' happy and make some bad decisions...
Nov 17, 20224 min read
Beating the Bloggess to the Death Punch
Bona Lisa vs. Bone Crawford: the 12-foot skeleton that lives on my patio is cooler than Jenny Lawson's 12-foot skeleton and I can prove it.
Oct 18, 20223 min read
Monthly Moonshine - HALLOWEEN Edition
Let's share a cup o' happy and make some bad decisions...
Oct 12, 20223 min read
Monthly Moonshine - September Edition
Monthly Moonshine - Let's share a cup o' happy and make some bad decisions.
Sep 9, 20223 min read
Monthly Moonshine -- August Edition
Because moonshine can make you happy, relieve stress, facilitate creative decision making, and rarely causes blindness nowadays.
Aug 3, 20223 min read
I Cheated With a Hot French Guy On a Plane
It all started when I saw this stunning guy politely waiting at the gate. His 'tocks were really calling me ...
Aug 3, 20222 min read
Monthly Moonshine -- First Edition
Let's share a cup o' happy and make some bad decisions together
Jun 30, 20221 min read
Time to Make the Donuts (if donuts were hand-painted Coach bags)
“What do you do for a living?” is a bit of a disheartening question for me because I haven’t quite figured out an answer that satisfies...
Feb 23, 20215 min read
The Real Cost of Carrying a Gun Through Airport Security
If community service was fun it wouldn’t teach me the apparently much-needed lesson of NOT taking a loaded gun through airport security ...
Feb 16, 20217 min read
No Really, Officer, I Just Forgot There Was a Gun in My Bag
Yesterday, as I was sitting in handcuffs in a stuffy underground room deep in the bowels of the Earth beneath Denver International Airport,
Sep 29, 20208 min read
Mentored by a madman with a box
I spent my formative years almost exclusively in virtual relationships with people in movies, books, music and television. My mentors were
Aug 8, 20205 min read
